Newark executes first trade of offseason

The final drops of champagne weren't even out of the bottle before Newark pulled the trigger on the first deal of the offseason. After the Series was over, an irate Butch Garretson pulled Bobby Abreu into his office and went on a 20 minute tirade. Apparently, the veteran outfielder had been playing video games in between innings of Game 7. "No wonder he went 0-4" said Garretson. Abreu, who had been with the team since 1999 was swiftly dealt to D.C. for first baseman Nick Johnson, second baseman Howie Kendrick, and D.C.'s 6th round pick. Johnson, a former Mitchell Award winner, had played with the Sugar Bears from 2005-2007. Johnson missed the entire 2008 season, forcing Newark to make a difficult decision to release him. But D.C. took a chance on Johnson in the 2009 draft and is now able to cash in. "Now Nickie Boy, that's a fine young lad who wouldn't be playing Call of Duty in between pitches" said Garretson.