Draft Lottery results posted

As mentioned yesterday, the Draft Lottery results were published a couple of days ago. Amityville, Arkansas, and Philadelphia all moved up one spot in the order, while Blue Ridge fell one and D.C. fell two spots. Both New Jersey and Sardine City, which sent threatening letters to the commissioner's office for the past two months, have their spots in the order secured. The squad of mercenaries and various mafioso types that have been hanging out in front of the Commish's office have been recalled to their respective home bases. Meanwhile, the D.C. office plans to put the "bomb" in "O-Bomber" after their less than favorable results. But don't worry about them - the O-Bombers already have an extra draft pick in the first round, and are fishing for more.

By the way, amazingly enough, it appears to be favorable to sit in the 7th spot as that team has never once in the history of draft lotteries picked in that position. 5 times out of 7 they've moved up in the order, to as far as the 4th overall slot.