DMBL Site glitches, Butch suspected

Yes, the league's site has been experiencing technical difficulties in the past 24 hours. Problems began yesterday morning when security guards at the league's main server facility witnessed a pair of shady characters wearing blue and yellow apparel leaving the compound. The site was restored in the afternoon then went down again. Once again guards found strange evidence inside the compound - a "Nation of Butchlam" logo was spray-painted on one of the walls. Late last night the site was once again restored, but it was a short-lived resurrection. As of this posting, the site is still down. Police reported pulling over a vehicle with Billy Spiers, Jim Eisenreich, Mike Caruso, and Jeff DaVanon inside. None of the four accomplices would cooperate. The DMBL has tasked George Mitchell to investigate into the matter.

Some quick notes on yesterday's games... Arkansas completed their sweep of Newark yesterday, marking one of the bigger upsets in this young season. The Falcons scored nine runs in the final three innings to take a one-run victory over their bitter rivals...Jake Peavy, still enjoying his box of JR Cigars from last week, pitched a dominating one-hit, 12-strikeout game against the Cutters. "Next week, I'd like some Montecristos please" said Peavy on his way to the dugout after the game...Sardine City continued their slide with their 11th straight loss.