D.C. announces "Change"

The D.C. Bushslappers have officially announced that their team will now me known as the "O-Bombers". With the end of the 2008 Election, and President Bush's subsequent departure looming, it was time for a change, or errr Change. Never ones to hide their political affiliation, D.C. also did a house cleaning, firing their entire staff, including manager Kevin Elster after learning that Elster had voted for McCain in the Election. "We just can't have that kind of disobedience in our clubhouse" said team owner Jamie Landsman. Also gone was reserve infielder Ramon Vazquez, who was seen planting a Republican election sign on his front lawn. Vazquez was traded along with a draft pick to Newark for Hideki Matsui. "Now there's a nice blue-blooded guy" said Landsman referring to Matsui. D.C. was well known for holding several pro-Obama rallies in their stadium, as well as donating large portions of their ticket revenues to his campaign. Democratic senator John Kerry said he endorsed the change, but was sad that he would not be featured in the team's logo anymore. President Bush was unavailable for comment.